My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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