She is in my trunk
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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