My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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