If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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