But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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