I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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