I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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