I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sext me about skeletons
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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