"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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