I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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