I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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