Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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