Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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