You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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