the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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