How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
