I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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