Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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