I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just had sex on a roof
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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