This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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