If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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