bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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