I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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