all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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