My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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