This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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