eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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