I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i already hear my dad disowning me
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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