How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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