help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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