You're so nebulous sometimes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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