yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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