It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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