Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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