I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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