Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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