accomplished twins. life is a go
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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