Taylor Swift is so right about you.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
You left your phone here
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