Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
COCAINE IS GR8
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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