Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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