I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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