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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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