How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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