Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
whose parrot is this?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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