Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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