At least make sure they are 18
Why
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think my moral compass just broke
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