why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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