No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
