Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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