ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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