He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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