It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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